Funny English

Jokes

Hi guys❗ How are things❓

Today's lesson is about a way of breaking the ice. So that I'll ask you a question: Do you know some jokes❓ 

If you do, tell me one in the 💬s bellow.

In case you can't remember any, don't 😟. I'll tell you ❸ jokes I've recently heard in the following paragraphs 👇.

❶ Why didn't Dracula attack Taylor Sweet❓ -  Because she had Bad Blood.
      Explanation:
      Taylor Sweet is a well-known pop 🎤👩 who sings Bad Blood.

❷ Would you please open 🆙 the piano❓ I can't - the keys are inside.
      Explanation:
      In English, 👨👩 say keys to refer to 🔑🔑🔑 and 🎹, too.

❸ When some 👨👩 have a 🎉🎂, they take a day off. When others have one, they take a year off.
      Do you understand this joke❓ If you do, I'm sure you 😂 because everyone knows a 👩/👨 who takes a year off.
In case you don't. Read the next example:
In her last 🎉🎂, one of my aunts took a year off - she told her friends she was 49, but actually she was 50.

Guys, tell me in the 💬s bellow, which one is the funniest and if telling jokes is a piece of cake 🍰 for you.

Thanks for reading this post. I hope that everyone can understand this lesson 😀.

Tell me in the 💬 if you enjoy it.
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Have a funny day❗